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Let's Mess Around During Halftime

I'm the guy who believes Seinfeld was the epitome of comedic genius. I love to laugh and seriously appreciates the talent to be funny. It takes timing and a feel for what your audience deems comical and not offensive. I believe if you can make people laugh you have staying power as opposed to just looking good which could get old and tend to fade. I believe in my strength of character...it's a rare trait...definite a strength for me and I admit I use it to my advantage.Twozerothree sixtwoseven seventwoeightseven text me Family and friends tell me that I have an engaging persona and that people, even perfect strangers, gravitate towards me (it's true perfect strangers always feel comfortable to spark up a conversation with me...I guess that's a good thing, sometimes.) It's kind of a running joke with my peoples.
Ever wonder whether may have missed your chance to ever get that "can't wait to see or be around that special person in your life" feeling? Is it possible that the days of being truly comfortable and in sync with someone may have passed you by? Well the answer has to be "no" especially if I'm on here lookin' to get that old feeling back. I'm lookin' for someone who can appreciate being respected and treated like a lady. A woman that has something to offer besides good looks and a nice body. A woman that has something to say and wants to be acknowledged for it. An equal. Someone that can hold their own in any situation; she doesn't need to be with me...she wants to be. Like me she can do bad by herself but can do better with a partner in crime, companionship, lust, love and all we can be together. She has to at least match my sex drive because I love to please and she would have to have an equal urge to please me in return.

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Appearance

EthnicityMixed Race
National heritageDominican
BuildMuscular
Height178 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureSmile
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsDog
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyMunicipal / Law Enforcement
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$50,000 - $100,000
Job TitleDCF Youth Officer

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, Sports, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsSeinfeld, The Walking Dead, Game Of Thrones, Penny Dreadful, Ancient Aliens, The Leftovers, True Blood, Son's Of Anarchy, Louie, Supernatural, Orphan Black, Doctor Who, Marvel's Agents Of SHIELD, Being Human
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, Adult
Favorite moviesTrue Romance, Pineapple Express, Superbad, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Godfather 1&2, Fight Club, Tombstone, Anchorman, Princess Bride, Office Space, Friday, Scarface, The Dark Knight, Avengers, Captain America, Chaplin, High Fidelity
Music typesRap, Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul, Reggae
Favorite artistsA Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang Clan, Gangstarr, Chicago, The Eagles, Jill Scott, MF Doom, Sia, The White Stripes, The Heavy, Mozart, Sade, De La Soul, Black Sheep, Isaac Hayes, Mary J. Blige, U2, Van Halen, Jack White, Nina Simone ect.
Reading selectionAncient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science fiction
Favorite booksAnthem, Great Expectations, Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol, Man's Meaning Of Life, 1984, Lord Of The Flies, Animal Farm, Secret Of Nimh, Macbeth, Hamlet,
Idea of funLaughter, Sex, Beer Fest, Amusement Parks, Road Trips, The Beach, Bonfires, House Parties, 420, Nudity, Sporting Events, Hiking, Nature, Travel ect.
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Fishing, Volunteering, Computers

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asObscure
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorObscure
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryTons of Fun things

Views

Political viewsMiddle of the road
ReligionAgnostic
Attend religious servicesOn holidays
Goal in lifeTo Be Extremely Happy

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partnerI'm looking for that girl who thinks it's cute to try to sneak in our own snack into the movies just because it's us against the world. The girl that can't stop grinning when I bring her flowers just for the hell of it. The kind of girl who just wants to take a road trip just to try some pizza that's supposed to be amazing...or hit up a fair like the Big E every year just so we could act up like kids.,,buy and eat weird stuff. She enjoys hiking, miniature golfing, wine and beer tasting and find a creative way to work it off together. She's so close to my family and friends that hanging out is always a blast. I want someone that wants to learn from me as much as I want to learn from her. She'll be my partner in crime...my ace in the hole because we're a team... it's "us against the world". Oh yeah it wouldn't be a bad thing if she enjoyed walking around the house naked alot. Did I say "alot"? Haha In addition to that I can see myself involved with someone who can appreciate being respected and treated kindly. A woman that has something personal to offer besides looks and a body. A woman that has something to say and wants to be acknowledged for it. An equal. Someone that can hold their own in any situation. This woman has a playful quality that I can't seem to get enough of.
On the first dateHave a blast

Sports

Enjoys playingArchery, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football (American), Football (Soccer), Golf, Martial Arts & MMA, Paintball, Shooting, Softball, Track and Field, Volleyball
Enjoys watchingAthletics, Baseball, Basketball, Boxing, Football, Football (American), Gymnastics, Martial Arts
Favorite teamSteelers, Yankees, Knicks

Exercising Preferences

ExcercisesCross Training, Walking, Weightlifting, Yoga